Don't worry, be happy.

IF you are lonely at home, and there's nothing to do. Don't worry, be happy.
If you feel depressed over arguments with friends or family. Don't worry, be happy.
If you are just dumped by your wonderful "other half". Don't worry, be happy.
If you can't have any satisfaction in your current relationship. Don't worry, be happy.
If you are stuck in making important decisions in life. Don't worry, be happy.
If you still have a LONG time to serve in the National Service. Don't worry, be happy.
If you have no money for clothes, or things you want to buy. Don't worry, be happy.
If you are fired by your CRAZY boss. Don't worry, be happy.
If you don't have any inspirations in your works. Don't worry, be happy.
If you find yourself extremely ugly, fat and short and irritating. Don't worry, be happy.
If you lost your handphone which contains all your gorgeous, pretty, hot, lovable friends' contact numbers in it. Don't worry, be happy.
If you worry, you will frown, and it takes more facial muscles to frown than to smile.
If you still worry, Mr Chan Ji Wei will give you his phone number, call him and he will make you happy.