MY first time.

Let me do an introduction, the guy on the left is my BESTEST brother ever lived in this ordinary world. Knew him for almost a decade, and we spent that period of time together chasing girls. (So far, it wasn't that successful though..) The girl in the center is called Xiao Tong Zi. Ya, kinda weird name but she's just too related to "tong zi" in mahjong. Whoever knows her out there, beware of her TONG ZI powers.. And of course that skinny swine on the right side is yours truly, ME.

You know what? This is actually my FIRST time in my life I went to Sentosa beach for Sun tan. I know that makes me sound so alien, but the FACT is, I never went to a beach for sun tan till yesterday! I was always wondering, Singapore is so BLOODY hot! What's so nice to barbecue ourselves under the freaking SUN? It reminds me of the food that I used to barbecue with on the barbecue pit. I will start flipping them the other side when one side's cooked.

So much of my ordinary life in this ordinary world. I find myself being exposed to an EXTRAordinary life nowadays. TOO MUCH clubbing, mahjong, and staying-out-till-the-morning sessions! Need to find peace again.. do some more healthy kind of stuff..

I am 21 and people still call me a BOY

I was hanging out with a couple of friends nowadays. FINALLY, this typical guy living in his typical boring world has some company! We were going out for KTV, ZOUK, MOUNT FABER, LABYRINTH PUB and blah blah blah. This typical world of mine has become more "colorful" with these friends I hang out with.
And there was this one day when one of them said I look like a boy. I was like, "Huh? Bu Dui leh!"

Seriously, to the people who are looking at my boring and typical blog, do I look like a BOY? So is this a compliment?
Well, it's good I look like a boy even though I am reaching 22, but it's also not good if I look like a boy. Why? Maybe I'll end up attracting older girls! Believe me or not? All my 5 past relationships, they are ALL OLDER than me! I want YOUNG GIRLS!! Hai... when will there be a day when a girl can look up to me and say, "Now, that's very MAN of you!" or "Ley Ho MAN ar!!!" -.-"
DON'T LAUGH...

A letter to ALL JERKS in Singapore

A post delicated to all the jerks living in this tiny little country. That includes me I suppose? Well, it takes me some time to consider what should or should I not write in this post. Sensitive issue ya? So what makes us, man, jerks in the eyes of the women in Singapore?

Simple.
We always take things for granted!
We guys never learn to cherish the very things beside us till we begin to lose them. There's this saying, "We are also what we have lost." Chimology. I don't really understand it totally. Why are we so BLINDED by the temptations in this world? I shall concentrate on the relationship issue, since there are only 3 things human surely worry about. HEALTH, WEALTH and RELATIONSHIP. Singaporeans should be contented with the first 2 I suppose.
Don't you think sometimes, there are a particular bunch of guys that SPOIL MARKET? Guys who don't cherish their girlfriends, take advantage of them, being irresponsible and ultimately break their hearts. Some girls who experience guys like these lost their self-esteem and confidence in relationships, which make them unable to begin a new relationship even though suppose a NICE guy appear in front of them. (I am not referring to myself)

Yes, we men are jerks! We are heart-breakers!
Check this out guys! Even the BIBLE describes we guys are SERIOUS JERKS! Let's go to the book of Genesis, when Eve was tempted by the Serpent to eat the fruit on the tree of life. Actually, we can't blame her totally, we can't even blame her at all! Check this out! Genesis 3:6
"So when the woman saw that the tree was good for food... she took of its fruit and ate. She also gave to her HUSBAND WITH HER, and he ate."
Adam is with her all the time!! He KNEW the fruit is forbidden, however he doesn't take up the responsibility to stop Eve and kill the serpent, instead he ATE the freaking fruit with her!!!!! And as the story goes on, there goes the fall of MAN and God kicked them out of the Garden of Eden and blah blah blah.

GUYS! We are jerks! Admit it! HOWEVER! There are always a bunch of men who are always trying hard to be BETTER MEN. So girls, don't give up hope on us ok?

Everybody in THE CLUB gets TIPSY!

Teen Drinking is VERY BAD!
This post is describing my clubbing experience at Taipei. The difference between Singapore and Taiwan, the very BIG DIFFERENCE, you know what?

THE SERVICE IN TAIWAN IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SINGAPORE!!!!!!! (if the BLOCK LETTERS are confusing to you, let me repeat myself)
"The service in Taiwan is so much better than Singapore."
Give u a scenario,
when you go clubbing in Singapore, you want to get yourself a drink, but you don't know what to get, and you don't want to spend so much, so you ask the bartender the price of a particular drink like a gin tonic. You will get the stupid glare from that bartender, as if he thinks you are irritating or a thorn in his eye. He might disregard you, or reply you in a very impolite way.
BUT, in taiwan, they will GREET YOU, and smile, telling you the price of a drink or pass you the MENU, AND, they are very POLITE! WOAH! I was like thinking, "Hai.. what is going on with we Singaporeans?"

Let's move on, I went to this club called Luxy in Taipei. The interesting thing about this club, is that they will have this guy with a camera and a host walking around the club filming pretty gals and guys and the dance floor. (sadly, I don't have the good looks, you should know why) And this funny guy who calls himself DA GE GE, claiming to be the floor manager and passes name card to everyone, so if you want to book a table there in future or have any enquires, can give him a call.
It's like a circus in LUXY, there will be dancers dancing on the stage every hour, bartenders juggling bottles with flames, and DJs from different countries like Japan, taking turns at the turn-tables. But check this out! The people there don't understand english, and they are dancing along with hip hop songs, which are all in english. And they dance in a very HYPER MODE or a ROBOTIC MODE. Very funny! I wish I could record that down... I was dancing and hitting on a taiwanese girl who is very SHORT, about the same height of my ex-gf.. little that I know she is attached! GOODNESS! Why can't she tell me? Good thing I wasn't holding her hand when her boyfriend appears from no where. Let's put it this way, taiwanese are so friendly!!!! And people in Singapore, listen, in order to attract more people from foreign countries or to promote tourism here, let's learn to be MORE FRIENDLY ok???