Memoirs of a Chocolate Banana Fanatic

A memoir of a Typical boy in a Typical quarter-life crisis living in a Typical world.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

If my 21 years of life become a Movie.


What would it be if my life is to be made into a movie?
Firstly, I need to time some time to extract the finest moments of my life because there aren't much of those moments. Then I have to guage them from the funniest to the lousiest, from the most exciting to the less exciting, from the sad to the saddest. Wow, that would really take alot of effort for the scriptwriter.
Secondly, I will have to cut straight to the meaty part of my life. It should be people I meet with in life and the things "the people" and I do. I suppose that should be interesting. Followed by the countries I've been to, the most memorable one is China, Shanghai, and the events that happened there. Then, the life I went through in my 2 years of NS. And all the clubbing, partying and the nonsense which I did, dating back to my seconday school days onwards. Well, pretty much there though.
I suppose the genre of the movie about my life would be some, some R21 arty farty movie? Or a M18 comedy movie?

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Memories


Everybody have memories. From good to bad, funny to angry, happy to sad. Guess we have to live with it whether we like it or not ya? Is there any way to get rid of memories which is so good yet so depressing?
I had a dream last night. I dreamt of my ex-girlfriend. She is introducing me to her current boyfriend. Well, I don't know how people feel but I feel very depressed to see someone whom I loved so much, with another guy. I guess jealousy and selfishness are eating my brain at that moment. Who doesn't feel that way? Still, it was in my dream, I went forward to shake his hand and wish him well. I love her, that's the only reason I want her to be happy. I have to let her go eventually.
What is love? Well, 36 years ago, a man wrote a song about love which came into my mind at this point of time. Is it true?

"Love is real, real is love. Love is feeling, feeling love. Love is wanting to be loved."
"Love is touch, touch is love. Love is reaching, reaching love. Love is asking to be loved."
"Love is you, you and me. Love is knowing, we can be."
"Love is free, free is love. Love is living, living love. Love is needing to be loved."

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Don't worry, be happy.



IF you are lonely at home, and there's nothing to do. Don't worry, be happy.
If you feel depressed over arguments with friends or family. Don't worry, be happy.
If you are just dumped by your wonderful "other half". Don't worry, be happy.
If you can't have any satisfaction in your current relationship. Don't worry, be happy.
If you are stuck in making important decisions in life. Don't worry, be happy.
If you still have a LONG time to serve in the National Service. Don't worry, be happy.
If you have no money for clothes, or things you want to buy. Don't worry, be happy.
If you are fired by your CRAZY boss. Don't worry, be happy.
If you don't have any inspirations in your works. Don't worry, be happy.
If you find yourself extremely ugly, fat and short and irritating. Don't worry, be happy.
If you lost your handphone which contains all your gorgeous, pretty, hot, lovable friends' contact numbers in it. Don't worry, be happy.
If you worry, you will frown, and it takes more facial muscles to frown than to smile.
If you still worry, Mr Chan Ji Wei will give you his phone number, call him and he will make you happy.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

When you live a lonely life.

It begins when he wakes up in the morning, he can't be bothered of washing his face or brush his teeth. He will just head straight to his computer to check the status of his downloads. (ya, you know what I mean) Then he begins to play his LONG LONG list of music in the computer. (can't even be bothered with what genre he is listening to.)

After that, he begins to stare at the computer. (you know that kind of blank stare when you don't know what are you going to say or do) He begins to feel restless, therefore he will find things to do. He begins to brush his teeth and do whatever that is needed to be done in the toilet. He walks out of the living room to see his dog sleeping as usual. He will then clean up its shit and urine.

After that, he will find food to eat (mostly potato chips, soft drinks) and puts a dvd into his computer to watch a movie (although he watched it more than twice, he still watches it as if it was the first time he watch this shitty movie) He will watch one movie after another until dinner. Then he will continue to watch movie after movie until he's tired of those shitty movies. He will play this SAME list of music again before he turns to bed.

Introducing the life of a lonely guy living in his lonely apartment with his lonely fat dog.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Saturday 13 May

Booking Out is really a joy to we pathetic NSF as we finally get to breathe some fresh air and most importantly, we are known as human again. We got names YA? Not corporal, sergeant, or whatever nonsense we are named first before our surnames. Since this is my miserable blog, which I can say whatever I WANT, let me share with you something regarding my job as a SEA SOLDIER.

1. We are called sea soldier, not regimental policeman or RP. This particular unit decides to become independant... right..

2. We are not RPs!!!!! Therefore, we don't enjoy the same privilege as the RPs. We don't get to book out as often as the RP. Some of them get to do 2 duties before they get 2 days off. As for US, we get to stay in all the way till thursday, book out, book in on friday for duty, book out on saturday, and book in back on Sunday. There's some alternatives in this book in book out system which I shall not further elaborate as this is just too lengthy.

3. Yes, we do the same duty as the RPs. We guard the base. Not just that, those who can drive shall do extra duties. Hm? What kind of extra duties? Well, we have to go pack lunch for our fellow campmates who are situated around the base, we fetch and deploy people around, and we got more fatigue duties! Add on to our normal duties..

Well, I shall not share more, as in chinese, there is such a saying, "There are ears in surrounding walls." I shall not get into any trouble saying what I want to say here too -.-" because I am going to ORD soon! -..-"

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Birth


THE BIRTH of my first blog! Honestly, I do not want to start this. However, due to circumstances in my quarter-life crisis, I am single, old, bored, rotting, jobless, schooless and it goes on and on, I decided to spend some time on this scarced blog. .......
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ok, I am having a writer's block..
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